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S--t, shower and shave survey -- same routine for all guys?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by goalmouth, Apr 10, 2008.

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What's your morning routine?

  1. Shit, shower and shave

    32 vote(s)
    49.2%

  2. Shave, shit and shower

    4 vote(s)
    6.2%

  3. Shit, shave and shower

    23 vote(s)
    35.4%

  4. Shower, shit, and shave

    1 vote(s)
    1.5%

  5. Eats shits and leaves

    5 vote(s)
    7.7%
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  1. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    Hey everyone!

    Just wondering if the guys here all have the same routine in the morning, so please help out and take the quickie poll!!!!

    Thanks lots!!!!!
     
    goalmouth, Apr 10, 2008
    #1
  2. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Why would you ever shit after you shower? And I don't ever shit in the morning.
     
    PeteyPirate, Apr 10, 2008
    #2
  3. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    I would shit, shower and shave, but I, too, rarely shit first thing in the morning.


    Shit.
     
    Trouser_Buddah, Apr 10, 2008
    #3
  4. StormSurge

    StormSurge Active Member

    Shower & shave.
     
    StormSurge, Apr 10, 2008
    #4
  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    No option for shitting while showering?
     
    Batman, Apr 10, 2008
    #5
  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    You know, I started a thread a while back... Was really curious. Do most men shave then shower, or do you shower then shave?

    I shave then shower. I have noticed at the gym, I am in the minority.

    Which reminds me... Twice this week, I finish working out and this guy (Asian guy, not that his race has any relevance to how uncomfortable he makes me), walks up to the sink right next to me while I am shaving and drops trowel. I mean, spreads out a towel on the floor, stands on it and starts rubbing crap all over himself and taking an eternity to do whatever grooming it is he is doing. I have no desire to see this guy's hairy, stinky pubes out of the corner of my eye while I am shaving, but apparently he believes this is acceptable locker room behavior. And it isn't like he couldn't have pulled his act four sinks down, so I didn't feel like I am being crowded by Buck Swopesan. What the hell is wrong with people?
     
    The Big Ragu, Apr 10, 2008
    #6
  7. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    I shave in the shower. Got one of those cool fog-free mirrors in there, and it works great. I do not, however, shit in the shower.
     
    Barsuk, Apr 10, 2008
    #7
  8. joe

    joe Active Member

    A shit, a shave, a shower
    And a half-pint of Powers
    Then off again to get aboard
    The Donegal Express
     
    joe, Apr 10, 2008
    #8
  9. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Why aren't women allowed to participate?
     
    Trouser_Buddah, Apr 10, 2008
    #9
  10. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I assume we're not talking about hairy, stinky pubes anymore?
     
    The Big Ragu, Apr 10, 2008
    #10
  11. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    I shower and shave, but never need to do the first in the morning.
     
    alleyallen, Apr 10, 2008
    #11
  12. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    I'm with you -- shave, then shower. I have a rough beard and sensitive skin, so I often end up with a few nicks that get cauterized in the shower.

    I don't ordinarily point out typos (making a lot of them msyelf), but "drops trowel" is one of the best I've seen. It sounds like you've got some naked bricklaying going on in your locker room.
     
    Bob Cook, Apr 10, 2008
    #12
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