Russell Crowe too fat to film love scenes with Sienna Miller

Layer Cake was a very good movie.

 

Who cheated on her, apparently.

 

With the nanny, who then got fired by Jude's ex-wife.

I'm going to go shoot myself now.

 

This is why I tend not to follow all these celebrity affairs. They're all nuts.

 

Not vouching for her acting chops, but I've been a big fan of Ms. Miller since the short-lived Fox series "Keen Eddie." She's pretty damned cute, you know (and judging from what I've seen over the years since, has no aversion at all to onscreen nudity. Or offscreen, now that I think about it.)

 

Good call on the pic, killick.

I, too, have always been a fan.

 

I've seen Stardust and Layer Cake. Vaguely remember her in Cake. No recollection of her in Stardust.

 

She's done remarkably little to merit the attention she gets.

The GI Joe movie will be her first mainstream film.

 

Sucks to be her then. That movie is going to eat massive amounts of shit.

 

Sienna Miller does nothing for me, but then neither does Russell Crowe.

 

Oh, I don't know. Everybody's been waiting for a movie based on a fucking TOY franchise.

 

I'd gladly eat massive amounts of Sienna Miller.

Yum.