Russell Crowe too fat to film love scenes with Sienna Miller

I'd still hit it.

 

Sienna? Hell, anyone would look big next to a crayon.

 

Awesome.

 

I'm not even sure she's that big.

 

Stellar reportage like that, along with the general fact that it's the NY Post, kinda makes you wonder about the veracity of the article, doesn't it?

If Sienna Miller was in fact ever even attached to this film in the first place, could it be she was cut because the powers-that-be decided they wanted an actress who could actually, um, act?

 

Hey. Be nice. She's going to stretch and play a brunette in the G.I. Joe movie.

(Please return to any and all bashing of the lovely but not at all talented Ms. Miller).

 

You shouldn't post pictures of yourself on the internets, Beej

 

BOOBIES! ;D

 

Actually, she was pretty damned good in Factory Girl (about Edie Sedgwick and Warhol).

 

Boo. Just because it's a tabloid doesn't mean it's not right.

 

But because it's the NY Post does mean it! (ducking)