Running SEC Baseball Tourney thread

Do you collect paper-of-the-week credentials like teenagers collect fast-food nametags?

Don't make me write a song parody about YOU too!

Decent crowd here for the lidlifter. As Lee Elia would say, Regions Park is truly a playground for the cocksuckers today!

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Ah, how I miss the SEC tournament. Of course, the school I cover has forgotten how to play baseball.

I really miss all the free Dr. Pepper.

 

I am five Dr. Peppers in, at 10:30 a.m.
<<< -- Prime-time player.

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The masses ... or at least one of us ... demand(s) a running Dr Pepper count, both for the day and the weekend.

 

None. I love Dr. Pepper, but I also started a diet two days ago and have now shed 4.5 pounds from an all-time high.

But there are a stack o' empties in front of this guy in the front row that are stacked like cordwood.

 

Is it still true that a lil' dab will do ya of Brylcreem?

 

An added bonus today ... the route from my spot to the Dr. Pepper is littered with young SEC talent. Also, as it is a nice tanning day, Gene Hallman Park is liberally scattered with Hoover's finest young ladies.

These two teams are boring me to tears. Then again, one of them has bored me in similar fashion all season.

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LOTTA product on the front row.

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Lotta talent behind the back row too...

 

Alabama's pitcher is sweating Krispy Kreme icing as he labors through the second inning. Dude needs to lay off the Dr. Pepper IVs in between starts.

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much like yourself, there bubba

 

Heading into my sixth Dr. Pepper.

And I am married with a pregnant wife due any day now, so I can let myself go all I want.

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