Running I GOT SCREWED in fantasy football thread

The NIAFL apologizes for BYH....we'll be taking him home now.

(We have our own thread, you schmuck! This is family business! What happens here stays here!)

 

Lock him in the basement, 21, please!

 

He's already locked in the basement. We have no idea who slipped a blackberry between the bars and allowed him internet access.

 

A league with zeros for almost every player. Brilliant.

 

Investigate, ex-Mod-aho. And use your former Mod-aho powers to punish that person...severely.

 

Hey ... what about ... I GOT SCREWED in fantasy NBA when Melo decided to throw some punches?? And, I have Jared Jeffries. I got screwed man, just screwed!

 

K... it's not fantasy, but its close.
Am in a weekly pick'em pool sponsored by Samsung.. Have done pretty shitty -- except for one week where I was 120th of more than 12K -- until this week. Had nine of 10 right on Sunday, missing only the fucking Giants and their pisspoor fourth quarter defense. Straight up.. 100 pts a win.
Picked 24-10 as the score tonight and it was 34-16 so I earned 84 points for that and 986 in all. 986 will cash me in with some kinda prize out of eevry week -- anywhere from a TV to a hat..... If I miss cashing in because the Giants can't close the deal -- that, my friends will be getting screwed.

 

This is my money league, sweetie. So I'm not airing the family laundry.

Enjoy the consolation bracket.

 

Is it too soon to ask why you started Harrington?

 

Hee hee hee hee.

Obviously, you couldn't hear my cheering every time he scored.

That last one, I wanted to do an endzone dance.

 

Because he's a fucking moron as well as a dickhead

 

Could BYH lay claim to the biggest collpase in the history of fantasy football, to go aloing with the biggest collapse in the history of fantasy baseball?
Tune in next week to find out.