Running favorite Simpsons episode thread

Flaming Moes is great.

 

The top came off my pudding can!

Use my pen knife, my good man.

Monorail.

What's it called?

Monorail!

Either that, or Hank Scorpio. Or the Gummy Venus de Milo.

Who can pick?

 

Good one!

 

Marge: "I want you guys to stop saying gummy!"

 

Homerpalooza and Flaming Moe's are two classics I forgot about. Just watched the movie again today.

 

Why does everyone keep saying my name?

 

Lord of the Flies... I'm telling you.

GO BANANA! Is priceless.

 

Oooh! All-American balls!

 

Corrigan?

 

Has to Missionary Impossible.

Homer: "But I don't even believe in Jebus."

Then, as the plane starts to fly him away.
"Save me Jebus!!!!!"

Also has Homer licking toads.
Marge: "Homer, are you licking toads?"
Homer: "I'm not not licking toads."

 

Homer: Twenty Dollars! But I wanted a peanut.

Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can but many peanuts.

Homer: Really? Explain how.

Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Homer: Whoo-Hoo!

 

"New York is a hellhole. And you know how I feel about hellholes."

Homer Simpson: Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Khlav Kalash Vendor: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.
Homer Simpson: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.

Homer: [after Barney has been missing for two months] Barney, where have you been?
Barney: All I can remember about the last two months, is giving a guest lecture at Villanova. Or maybe it was a street corner.

Homer: All right, New York. I'm coming back. But you're not gonna get this!
[Homer throws his wallet into the lit fireplace]
Lisa: Dad, our baby pictures are in there.
Homer: Don't you start!

My favorite of all time, the Simpsons venturing into NYC.