Rove To Sheryl Crow: "Don't Touch Me...I Don't Work For You"

Well, she used to knock boots with another juicer.

 

And we're off!

I think a Change Would Do (Him) Good.

 

Won't global warming help her soak up the sun?

 

All She wants to do is have some fun ambushing Karl Rove at an event.

And I've got a feeling she's not the only one.

 

Very nice. Very nice. *applauds*

 

That ho will do anything to remain relevant

 

My friend said the same thing after he heard this. I like Sheryl, too.

 

I would prefer he be ambushed by a squad of US Marshals and dragged before Congress in leg-irons, but being made an ass in front of the world is good for starters.
If anyone can cite a single constructive thing that Karl Rove ever has done in his public career -- and bear in mind, I can do that for both the late lee Atwater and Newt Gingrich, to name two other slugs -- I wish they would do so.

 

Lie to me.

I promise, I'll believe.

 

It's the Staples easy button. Office Depot has Thing from the Adams Family.

 

She should have punched him in the face or thrown a drink on him. If I ever meet Karl Rove, I'm pissing on his shoes.

 

Yeah, but you do that to everyone you meet. Aim higher, Tyler.