Robert Kraft's new "pal"

I remember the iconic image of Robert Kraft and Jeff Saturday embracing after the NFL lockout was settled, with the death of Myra Kraft still fresh and both men showing tons of emotion. Good to see the Patriots owner is finding the strength to move on.

http://deadspin.com/5916906/bob-krafts-new-pal-is-a-32+year+old-actress

 

Old, rich guy fucks hot, young woman. Film at 11.

 

She's 32. Kraft is 71.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Half-age-plus-seven-relationship-rule.svg

He missed a digit, should be looking at 42.

 

You forgot the Billionaire Exemption.

 

That I did.

Can she get in the will before she croaks him?

 

Deadspin: Shootin' fish in a barrel.

 

It certainly looks like she won't cost him a lot in meal money.

 

She eats?

 

And every one of us would go for it, too.

 

Dauliero: At first, we were just there observing the fish. I mean, it was just observational. But that got boring. So whatever. We shot them. Denton said he didn't care if they deserved it.

Magary: EAT SHIT, YOU GODDAMN FISH! YEEEE HAAAAW! IT'S RAD TO MAKE THEIR HEADS BLEED WHILE YOU LISTEN TO SLAYER!

Craggs: If the fish had the courage to unionize, maybe this wouldn't have happened. Hopefully that day is coming. Instead of arguing about whether the totally meaningless minor ethical violation that is fish murder, perhaps you should be doing something worthy of outrage, like trying to overthrow the systematic slavery of fish for the better part of a century.

Scocca: Aw, look at Chris Jones, crying like a little girl over the death of these fish. Maybe he'll write a story about his grief, and be sad it doesn't win an award.

Will Leitch: I would not have shot the fish.

 

That part was never in question.