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Robert Kraft's new "pal"

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by BurnsWhenIPee, Jun 8, 2012.

  1. BurnsWhenIPee

    BurnsWhenIPee Well-Known Member

    I remember the iconic image of Robert Kraft and Jeff Saturday embracing after the NFL lockout was settled, with the death of Myra Kraft still fresh and both men showing tons of emotion. Good to see the Patriots owner is finding the strength to move on.

    http://deadspin.com/5916906/bob-krafts-new-pal-is-a-32+year+old-actress
     
  2. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    Old, rich guy fucks hot, young woman. Film at 11.
     
  3. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    She's 32. Kraft is 71.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Half-age-plus-seven-relationship-rule.svg

    He missed a digit, should be looking at 42.
     
  4. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    You forgot the Billionaire Exemption.
     
  5. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    That I did.

    Can she get in the will before she croaks him?
     
  6. Azrael

    Azrael Active Member

    Deadspin: Shootin' fish in a barrel.
     
  7. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    You know, 71 is not the ideal age. You really wanna go Anna Nicole Smith and find a guy in his 90s. Kraft could easily live another 10 to 20 years, and if her end game is to croak him, that is an awfully long time to have to watch him undress to whatever is underneath the clothes every night. Just sayin'.
     
  8. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    It certainly looks like she won't cost him a lot in meal money.
     
  9. joe

    joe Active Member

    She eats?
     
  10. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    And every one of us would go for it, too.
     
  11. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    Dauliero: At first, we were just there observing the fish. I mean, it was just observational. But that got boring. So whatever. We shot them. Denton said he didn't care if they deserved it.

    Magary: EAT SHIT, YOU GODDAMN FISH! YEEEE HAAAAW! IT'S RAD TO MAKE THEIR HEADS BLEED WHILE YOU LISTEN TO SLAYER!

    Craggs: If the fish had the courage to unionize, maybe this wouldn't have happened. Hopefully that day is coming. Instead of arguing about whether the totally meaningless minor ethical violation that is fish murder, perhaps you should be doing something worthy of outrage, like trying to overthrow the systematic slavery of fish for the better part of a century.

    Scocca: Aw, look at Chris Jones, crying like a little girl over the death of these fish. Maybe he'll write a story about his grief, and be sad it doesn't win an award.

    Will Leitch: I would not have shot the fish.
     
  12. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    That part was never in question.
     
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