Rob Lowe reports Peyton Manning will retire

@kennychesney - I'll ask Peyton if it's true as soon as he's done.

 

Not so fast, this is the same guy that dismissed the new owner of Callahan Auto Parts, and that business bounced back very strong under the new regime.

 

Holy shit, that's funny.

 

Elizabeth Perkins on the rumor: Look, if he forgets to retire one day, no big deal; two days, it's an oversight. Irsay, he hasn't called you in three days; he's quarterbacking for somebody else.

 

Lowe was such a dick in that movie, sticking it to Bo Derek behind Brian Dennehy's back.

 

Mort tweets that Archie says Peyton's not retiring. "Nooooo ... he's not retiring. He would have told me."

Mort follows that by saying Archie also says it's not a publicity stunt for the grand opening of "Manning's," a sports-themed restaurant in New Orleans.

I think we've just discovered what's going on here.

 

Well, God dammit. If you can't trust Rob Lowe to give it to you straight, what is left in the world that's good?

 

@azizansari - Peyton Manning Treat Yo Self!

 

Stay gold, Mizzou. Stay gold.

 

I was waiting for this. Well done.

 

Toby and CJ categorically deny that rumor.

 

Has Jeff Saturday reported that Parks and Recreation has been cancelled?