Roast the guy above you

Hey, W-b. You should kept that squirrel around. You could use his nuts.

 

Mikey doesn't have sex very often.

 

DemoChristian has plenty of sex.

He takes it up the ass every night from Obama. And I mean the one in the family who actually has balls and a dick.

DC, Barrack thanks you. It frees up more time for him to hit the campaign trail.

 

You're about as funny as the douche in your avatar.

RedSmithClone? More like the afterbirth.

 

Dammit, Write-brained was faster than me.

Full disclosure: His wife said the same thing about him.

 

That's because she and I don't have to wait an hour for the Viagra to kick in.

 

So nice of you to take it well ahead of time for her. I can't imagine her having to wait that long for something so short.

 

OOP was in a frat. But, unlike most college guys, he didn't join for the friends or the parties or the girls. He was looking out for his future. After all, those paddles are expensive.

 

Mike gets off on playing late night Full House on the couch with 9-year-old girls.

 

There's an album of pictures of boots' privates that were taken with Songbird's butt cam.

 

Who is this fuckin' guy? I thought we were roasting people we've heard of.

 

AB picked the "Babar" portion of his name because it's the only book he's ever read by himself.