Roast the guy above you

This thread is just like the 'Say Something Nice About the Person Above You' thread but instead you roast the fucker. Be as mean as you want, just make sure it's in good fun - and funny, dammit. And original. No just stealing Jeffrey Ross jokes.

And while it might look like I'm stepping on Chef's mangled toes - and his roast thread - I'm not. Well, OK, I am. So fuck him and fuck you, too.

 

i wouldn't fuck WB with bea arthur's dick.

 

Tomas thinks Michael Jackson is hot.

 

Sportschick reads the Summer Romance thread and says "awww"

(as per a roast, raising glass and saying, "but seriously, here's to ya")

 

Dooley wishes he had an Award Cam.

 

BYH is incapable of satisfying his wife.

 

Sportschick cannot spell satisfying. TAKE THAT BITCH!!!!

 

BYH fucks his cat

 

Yeah, Beej did it! He's outdorked Mikey! And SC would if only she could.

 

Sinners and saints agree on one thing: Dooley's a dork...and they'd be ashamed to have him in their groups!

 

BYH has the strength of a Tri-Lamb and the libido of an Alpha Beta.

 

I ate Bruce's Pi.