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Roast the guy above you

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Write-brained, Aug 22, 2008.

  1. This thread is just like the 'Say Something Nice About the Person Above You' thread but instead you roast the fucker. Be as mean as you want, just make sure it's in good fun - and funny, dammit. And original. No just stealing Jeffrey Ross jokes.

    And while it might look like I'm stepping on Chef's mangled toes - and his roast thread - I'm not. Well, OK, I am. So fuck him and fuck you, too. ;)
  2. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    i wouldn't fuck WB with bea arthur's dick.
  3. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Tomas thinks Michael Jackson is hot.
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Sportschick reads the Summer Romance thread and says "awww"

    (as per a roast, raising glass and saying, "but seriously, here's to ya")
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Dooley wishes he had an Award Cam.
  6. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    BYH is incapable of satisfying his wife.
  7. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Sportschick cannot spell satisfying. TAKE THAT BITCH!!!! :D :D :D
  8. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    BYH fucks his cat :D
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Yeah, Beej did it! He's outdorked Mikey! And SC would if only she could.
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Sinners and saints agree on one thing: Dooley's a dork...and they'd be ashamed to have him in their groups!
  11. Bruce Leroy

    Bruce Leroy Active Member

    BYH has the strength of a Tri-Lamb and the libido of an Alpha Beta.
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I ate Bruce's Pi.
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