Road Rage, Russian Style

BDC99 · Jul 7, 2012

Baron Scicluna said:

I wait until he's almost there, then I drive off a hundred feet or so. He continues to run, I wait again until he's near, and drive off again. This happens another couple of times.
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Not sure I'm buying this part. Guy must have been a moran.

imjustagirl · Jul 7, 2012

dooley_womack1 said:

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schiezainc said:

My proudest road rage moment came about four years ago now.

My brother and I and a number of our friends all went to Six Flags: New England for the day. It was in the middle of summer and, like all cheapskates do, we got to the park a half-hour before it opened, spent all day running around to the point of exhaustion, and left at closing.

Anyway, we're absolutely exhausted and starving and have about a 90-minute ride home ahead of us so we go to Burger King for some food before hitting the Mass Turnpike and heading out. We decided to eat in the car since we just wanted to get home at this point and I'm not driving for three minutes before we almost get killed by this as*hole who decides to cut right in front of me as we approach the entry lane for the toll before getting on the Turnpike.

Maybe it was my feeling of invincibility being that I was 23 at the time, maybe it was the hot sun playing with my mind but I decided I wasn't going to let this guy nearly run me off the road so I tell my carload of people to buckle up and I speed right up to this clown's bumper. He switches lanes and, suddenly, we're side-by-side and I'm letting him have it, honking on my horn, flipping him off, calling him all sorts of derogatory names for the female reproductive organs.

Anyway, the guy flips me off and, now, I've had it. I tell my brother, who's in the passenger's seat, to duck and roll his window down. I take the half-eaten burger that was in my hands and huck it out the window, hitting his driver's side portion of the windsheild and yell out "Have it your way, motherf*cker!".

To this day, I can't imagine what was going through that guy's mind as he sees a cheeseburger come hurling at his car but, you know what? I felt damn good about myself in that moment, both for my aim and for making a memory that, to this day, my friends don't let me live down.

Would I do that again? Depends on how pissed off I was.
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Wow

I guess I should no longer be amazed after all the years of the board. But I remain amazed at what some people are willing to reveal about themselves

As Bubbler noted: Hilarious.
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For sure. Why the heck would you waste a perfectly good burger?
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He didn't. It was Burger King.

Riptide · Jul 7, 2012

Baron Scicluna said:

I'd just come out of this small gas station that had two pumps on each side. There was a car ahead of me at the other pump with the guy inside paying, and while I had gone inside to pay, another car pulled up behind me and was waiting.

I climb inside, start putting my seatbelt on, and the idiot behind me honks his horn. I think nothing of it and finish buckling up and start up my car. Then the guy honks his horn again. I look through my rearview mirror and he's gesturing at me to hurry up.

Honestly, I was only in my car about 30 seconds, tops. I flipped the guy off for rushing me, then pulled around the car in front to the exit. I had to make a left hand turn, and as soon as I get in the road, I see the idiot from behind running out into the road to try to get my car. I drive by him and look in my mirror. He's gesturing me to come back.

I don't know what got into me, but I stopped in the road (it was late at night, no traffic). Dumbass actually starts running to my car. I wait until he's almost there, then I drive off a hundred feet or so. He continues to run, I wait again until he's near, and drive off again. This happens another couple of times.

By this point, I'm both scared and laughing my ass off at this jackoff. Finally, he screams something and starts running to his car, which by now, had lost its spot in line because another car had come in from a restaurant near the gas station and cut in front of him, and the first car was still sitting in the same spot.

Jackoff looks at me, I put my arm out the windown and flip him again, then I drive off.
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Awesome. I've been waiting my whole life for a shot at that.

schiezainc · Jul 8, 2012

Riptide said:

schiezainc, did you offer him fries with that?
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I'd already eaten the fries and did it primarily so I could say that "Have it your way" line which I thought of at about the exact same time he cut me off. Not saying it was one of my smartest moments but definitely one the funniest.

Lieslntx · Jul 8, 2012

In reference to the original clip: Was it really necessary to hide the baseball bat UNDER the carpet in the back of the trunk? It's not like it's an Uzi.

forever_town · Jul 8, 2012

imjustagirl said:

He didn't. It was Burger King.
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+1

Riptide · Jul 9, 2012

forever_town said:

imjustagirl said:

He didn't. It was Burger King.
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+1
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A Whopper of a story, though.

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