RIP, Joe Torre's managerial career.

There's no way he comes back to the Bronx.

And who is looking for a manager that will be in contention? I think he's managing one more year, two tops, and he'll wanna be with a contender, not someone muddling along in last place.

Mets? Even if they can Randolph, don't see him going back there.
Cardinals? Don't see him making an encore performance here, either.
Brewers? This would seem to be the only logical choice to me: Young team on the rise, maybe missing a piece or two to get over the hump, and MAYBE he could be of assistance. But they just stood behind Ned Yost pretty firm.
Phillies? I guess they could be another possibility, but that team is one Jamie Moyer arm problem away from being irrelevant.

 

The other two Joe Torre threads on the first page weren't enough?

 

No. They weren't.

 

I personally will not ponder Joe's future until JDV makes a video about it.

 

WHO TOLD YOU JOE'S JOB WAS IN JEOPARDY!
THAT'S RIGHT, I KNEW EVEN BEFORE STEINBRENNER!
I'M ON FIYAH!

 

Kelly's about to turn into a cokehead this week on 90210. Get your DVR ready.

I love slutty, coked-out Kelly.

So much better than zombie-wheelchair guy-cult Kelly, or faux independent, "I choose ME," Kelly.

JDV should make a video about that.

 

Dude. Fuck that. WE should make videos about it.

just a camera focused on a speaker phone and the two of us yapping it up.

Goddamn. We gotta get on this.

 

And don't forget, they have to be in HDV.

 

I think I can stick my gut out that far.

Maybe we could have Bubbler deconstruct a scene on speakerphone? Whatever?

 

See, Zeke, I provided a 90210 thread for you and BYH to jack.

Life's all better, right?

 

I TOLD YOU KELLY AND COLLIN WOULD GET SICK AFTER EATING THAT SEAFOOD AND WOULD YACK IN THE HOTEL ROOM!!!
THAT'S RIGHT I KNEW EVEN BEFORE THE ACTORS!!!
I'M ON FIYAH!!!!
ALL THE 90210 BABES LOVE BYH'S STYLO!!!

 

Depends. Can you score killer 90210 chicks and pure Colombian blow?

Do you have Sideburn Stylo?