RIP, Esquire

Well, "Esquire Man" as was defined for decades ...

... as the magazine has gotten on its knees for the James Cordens of the millennial world and beyond.

If it became "the Meryl Streep" under Granger, what'll it become under whomever the new guy is?

The ‘Esquire Man’ Is Dead. Long Live the ‘Esquire Man.’

 

Clickbait.

 

Who is Esquire Man?
Square jaw and Armani or
LGBTQ?

 

What is a thread I'll be taking a pass on, Alex?

 

The kerning on that front is really bad. Tighten it up, Mr. Fielden.

 

Esquire magazine, long the man’s bible, looks to chart a new course in an era of transgender bathrooms and pink hats.

 

Yes. Hideous.

 

"man's bible"

 

If I kerned that liberally I'd have an 18-inch dick.

 

This mop top is considered the best head of male hair in the magazine industry?

“There was a period of time when Esquire had a real literary charisma, and there was a culture that responded to it,” said Mr. Fielden, 48, sounding nostalgic as he reclined in a banquette, wearing a steel-bluel Ferragamo suit and sporting what may be the best head of male hair in the magazine industry, a cascade of artfully coifed curls that calls to mind both the belletrist whimsy of Oscar Wilde and the gunslinger gusto of Wild Bill Hickok. “How do you make that urgent to a younger generation?”

 

LOL.