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RIP, "cheddar"

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by TheSportsPredictor, Oct 4, 2006.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Was just helping a HS student here at my library. She was writing an essay about a certain word, and she chose the word "cheddar." I didn't really get to see much of the essay, but I did see this line:

    "Cheddar is outdated."

    So all you hipsters trying to be cool and hip by dropping some slang terms that the kids today use, scratch this one from your vocabular. Cheddar is outdated.
     
  2. I'd eat her like a cheddar cracker!
     
  3. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    I thought this was about Cheddar Bob from 8 Mile.
     
  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    The word "cheddar" looks weird.

    Cheddar.

    "I like manuer. You have a nuer, which is good, and a ma in front of it ... "
     
  5. CradleRobber

    CradleRobber Active Member

    "Gouda means scrilla and scrilla means paper, ya squares!"

    - E-40
     
  6. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    The girl may be right. My fave burger joint switched from cheddar to American cheese. Not as good.
     
  7. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    You're with me, cheddar.
     
  8. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    "There's not much call for it 'round here sir."

    "Not much call for it?? It's the single most popular cheese in the world!"

    [/montypythondork]
     
  9. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    "A cheese of 7,000 pounds (3,175 kg) was produced in Ingersoll, Ontario in 1866 and exhibited in New York and Britain; it was immortalised in the famous poem "Ode on the Mammoth Cheese Weighing over 7,000 Pounds" by James McIntyre, a Canadian poet." -Wikipedia
     
  10. It's not really much of a cheese shop, is it?
     
  11. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    "How runny is it?"

    "It's as runny as cat's piss."
     
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    MOUSEBENDER:
    I see. Ah, Ilchester, eh?
    WENSLEYDALE:
    Right, sir.
    MOUSEBENDER:
    All right. Okay. Have you got any, he asked expecting the answer no?
    WENSLEYDALE:
    I'll have a look, sir ..... nnnnnnooooooooo.
    MOUSEBENDER:
    It's not much of a cheese shop, is it?
    WENSLEYDALE:
    Finest in the district, sir.
    MOUSEBENDER:
    Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.
    WENSLEYDALE:
    Well, it's so clean, sir.
    MOUSEBENDER:
    It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese.
    WENSLEYDALE:
    You haven't asked me about Limberger, sir.
    MOUSEBENDER:
    Is it worth it?
    WENSLEYDALE:
    Could be.
    MOUSEBENDER:
    Have you- SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!
    WENSLEYDALE:
    (To dancers) Told you so.
    MOUSEBENDER:
    Have you got any Limburger?
    WENSLEYDALE:
    No.
    MOUSEBENDER:
    That figures. Predictable really, I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place. Tell me:
    WENSLEYDALE:
    Yes, sir?
    MOUSEBENDER:
    Have you in fact got any cheese here at all?
    WENSLEYDALE:
    Yes, sir.
    MOUSEBENDER:
    Really?

    (pause)
    WENSLEYDALE:
    No. Not really, sir.
    MOUSEBENDER:
    You haven't.
    WENSLEYDALE:
    No, sir, not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.
    MOUSEBENDER:
    Well, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.
     
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