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Rio Olympics 2016: Winners get gold, losers get the runs

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TigerVols, Jul 30, 2015.

  1. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

  2. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    If the people from the Southern California beaches say its bad, then its a shithole.
  3. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

    Absolutely no one predicted this six years ago.
  4. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Can we get Oregon Trail commentary for the Olympics instead of a medal count? USA has dysentery, Germany has cholera but China leads all with dengue fever and loss of 50 pounds of meat when their raft tipped.
  5. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    Is the 500m trots going to be an event at this Olympiad?
    wicked likes this.
  6. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    I expect the home bowl thread to be lively in 2016
  7. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    She earned 5.8s and 5.9s across the board for her bowl technique, but she lost points on artistic impression because the Russian judge penalized her for the poop having a piece of corn in it.
  8. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    ... not sticking the landing.
  9. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Ooo that extra flush is going to cost her, let's see how badly
  10. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Instead of gold, silver and bronze medals, they're going to award brown, black and green.
  11. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    What a load of crap.

    No, really.
  12. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    The gymnastics floor routines, vault and bars promise to be flying shitshows.
    spikechiquet and HanSenSE like this.
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