Rightys must learn: Don't get in bed with someone who can put a foot up your ass

Or, at least, 11 inches....

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2007/03/jeff-gannon-redux.html

 

Doesn't mean much, but it's a pretty hilarious story.

 

My favorite part of this one:

 

Memo to Michelle Malkin:

You say it doesn't change a thing? I call B.S. on you because the right is incredibly guilty of the exact opposite, dredging up some issue that's not relevant but making it the banner behind an attack.

 

That Cpl. Sanchez is one dirty guy.

 

This guy has had quite the life. Gay porn star, Marine reservist and a student at Columbia.

What did he put on his Columbia application under, "List your unique attributes that will make you an asset to Columbia"

 

Professional pillow-biters have rights too.....

 

I'm reminded of a joke:

A young soldier is at Airborne School, preparing for his first jump.

When he gets to the door, he freezes.

"Son if you don't jump, I'm gonna stick this in your ass," the Jumpmaster said, pulling out his 11-inch schlong.

"Well, did you jump?" the soldier's buddy asked.

"A little."

 

This picture didn't raise any red flags for conservatives? C'mon now! He's having his picture taken with a tranny for Chrissakes!