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Rick Pitino admits to real quickie on the stand

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Ace, Jul 28, 2010.

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  1. exmediahack

    exmediahack Well-Known Member

    In Rick Pitino's world, time is different than for the rest of us.

    In 15 seconds, he could "do his business".

    In 1992, in just 2.1 seconds, Duke "pulled out" the win.
     
    exmediahack, Jul 29, 2010
    #37
  2. Tarheel316

    Tarheel316 Well-Known Member

    You better believe they would!
     
    Tarheel316, Jul 29, 2010
    #38
  3. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    See also: Maryland's Herman Veal, 1984
     
    Sam Mills 51, Jul 29, 2010
    #39
  4. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Want to make a wisecrack about Cameron Crazies wishing they could get 15 seconds with a girl. Not gonna do it. Nope!
     
    playthrough, Jul 29, 2010
    #40
  5. BB Bobcat

    BB Bobcat Active Member

    Well, you know how 15 seconds can take 5 minutes, with all the timeouts.
     
    BB Bobcat, Jul 29, 2010
    #41
  6. Second Thoughts

    Second Thoughts Active Member

    Ditto. Hilarious!
     
    Second Thoughts, Jul 29, 2010
    #42
  7. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Please don't give that hack, UK apologist Matt Jones any more publicity that the idiots on the radio do please.

    He used to write for Calipari's web site for a brief period. Probably longer than 15 seconds though.

    As for Pitino, there is a joke I heard that said Pitino never could pull it out at the last second. There's also the new Porcini's menu item: Red snapper stuffed with Italian sausage. Thanks, I'll be here all week.

    BTW, I love Porcini's.
     
    Bob Slydell, Jul 29, 2010
    #43
  8. WolvEagle

    WolvEagle Well-Known Member

    He admitted to a quickie on the stand? Was the judge watching?
     
    WolvEagle, Jul 29, 2010
    #44
  9. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    No. He blinked.
     
    Point of Order, Jul 29, 2010
    #45
  10. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    It gets better and better:

    Defense attorney asks how could she have become pregnant then if he did not ejaculate. Pitino testifies, "I did, down my leg."
     
    poindexter, Jul 29, 2010
    #46
  11. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Ick.
    New meaning to the term double dribble.
     
    hondo, Jul 29, 2010
    #47
  12. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    What the hell?

    You last fifteen seconds, then come on your own leg?

    Success *is* a choice, you know...
     
    poindexter, Jul 29, 2010
    #48
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