Rick Pitino admits to real quickie on the stand

I see a Viagra or Extenze ad in Pitino's future.

 

Holy fuck, that's funny.

 

Mike Price scoffs at you, Pitino.

 

I've dined in that restaurant.

Apparently, it took me longer for me to figure up my tip than it was for Pitino to blow his.

 

Considering Pitiio said he was skeptical he was the father of Sypher's child, he must have thought there was a chance. If nothing happened in those 15 seconds, wouldn't you say you couldn't be the father.

 

Baby I can last twice as long as this.

 

He certainly pushed it up quickly.

 

Also, Bengie Molina's triple a week or so ago, 15 seconds.

 

Sounds like Maury Povich material.

 

Strange things can happen. I remember Allen Iverson's mother claiming that AI was conceived without penetration( way to much info for SI) She had "rubbed" against AI's father - leading to more questions than answers.

Why didn't Pitino say 20 minutes or 3 hours? Why 15 seconds ? Did he think less time would mitigate the event. A spin on the "I didn't inhale" defense.

Today I look for Pitino to claim he is still distraught over his brother and law.

 

Or maybe it's his way he didn't realize have "sex with that woman." Next he'll something depending on what the meaning of is is.

 

I can imagine opposing fans' chants next season when Louisville comes to town:

"Fifteen seconds!" clap, clap, clappity clap! "Fifteen seconds!" clap, clap, clappity clap.

Louisville better not schedule Duke next season. The Cameron Crazies would have a field day.