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Rex Reed: Starfish

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Care Bear, Feb 9, 2013.

  1. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    In a review of the upcoming movie "Identity Thief," starring Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy, Reed manages to refer to McCarthy as "tractor-sized," a "hippo," and "obese," all in one short review.

    Question: What the fuck?

    I don't read this geezer, but maybe it's time he put down the quill.

  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    God knows what he'd say about a Kate Upton movie
  3. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    It's so strange to be reminded every once in a while that Rex Reed still exists and is still working somewhere. To me he's forever trapped in the '70s sub-D list, the guy the Match Game producers would call if Debralee Scott was too high to go on.
  4. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Someone had to carry the torch for Mr. Blackwell.
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Or for someone whom Jaye P. Morgan could flirt with in a blood-curdlingly disgusting way on Thr Gong Show.
  6. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Speaking of the Gong Show, Gary Mule Deer is playing the AT&T.
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I would think that typewriter would be distracting to other players.
  8. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    I have a new addition to my pop-culture shortfalls list.
  9. Bradley Guire

    Bradley Guire Well-Known Member

    Even worse, she's not funny.
  10. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Outing alert -- Dick Whitman is Rex Reed.
  11. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Rex Reed was the stereo typical gay movie critic before gay was in. Always found him highly predictable.
  12. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    And if Dick Gauthier, Scoey Mitchell and Jo Ann Pflug were not available for some reason.
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