Revisionist history: Hippies didn't bathe, worshipped satan

Surely someone can dig up interviews with people who lived in the early days of man.

 

Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end, we'd sing and dance, forever and a day.
We'd live the life we'd choose, we'd fight and never lose, for we were young and sure to have our way.

 

You'd get an F in a biology class at most religious colleges with that pseudo-science.

 

I prefer a nice bar of Lava. Just something about that gritty texture.

 

You-all make it so freakin' easy . . . it's like rolling out of bed.

Go listen to Huckabee, and his fantasy world.

 

We need more righties saying the KKK was a force for good and slaves were treated well.

 

TINMHITTMAL

 

You know, Hitler had good ideas. He just went too far.

 

The KKK was, like all other Democrat ideas, awful.

 

YFUWIALBSMABP.

 

I don't follow all that sabermetric bullshit.

 

Democratic ideas in the 1860s-70s are similar to Republican ideas today. Discuss.