Resolutions

I would think, Jones, that No. 3 is your most likely.

 

Yeah, how about no? I just don't see it that way. Excuse me all to hell for voicing my opinion.

 

Well, that's very nice of you to say, Frank, but I'm super-gunning for No. 10, despite Headbutt's pessimism. I've been eating so much pineapple, even my poop smells sweet.

 

I'd like to be in better shape. I can't call myself fat - seriously, at least - but it could be better.

"Lighten up" - I think the intensity I tend to display in everyday life tends to scare the hell out of people.

Swearing less would also help. I use underscores here - insert your own joke here - but I underscore nothing in everyday life.

In the last two years, I've seen the Pro Football Hall of Fame and the Hockey Hall of Fame. Dunno how much better that can get. Wouldn't mind seeing the basketball HOF in Springfield, Mass.

I'd say something about dating and the social world, as well, but the more I talk with friends who are married and have children, the more I wonder if I'm cut out for any of it.

 

Hope this doesn't sound preachy, Sammy, but if you do manage to lighten up a little, that'll make the dating thing go easier, I'd like to think.

I'm liking this thread. A blast of positivity to end the year. Good stuff.

 

You should win an award just for that.

 

Dude, lighten up. You take everything far toooooooo seriously. You're gonna have a heart attack before you're 30 if you don't chill a bit.

 

Poor guy. Will probably kick off right before you decide to start dating 30-year-olds.

 

I quit.

 

You haven't seen me since NatsFest.

I'll figure it out officially tomorrow morning, but I think I've gained 40 lbs in the past 3 1/2 years. My weight now is about 20 lbs higher than the last time I seriously dieted in 2003. Not good. And I'm not getting any younger.