Resolutions

My parents, who have far more disposable income than they need, had one of those things shipped to them a few years back. Pretty nice, all in all. Ergonomic seat, an internal fan that whisks away even the most offensive odors and a nice, heated setup for those mid-January night poopies.

On the other hand, I could have done without the built in ass-fountain, which was powerful enough to clean my rectum and my uvula at the same time.