REO Speedwagon sucks serious ...

you and gola can ride the storm out in each others' arms.

 

That's cool.

But we'll be safe in the knowledge that we're not oiling our bodies and erotically feeding each other meticulously-prepared Wheatsworth crackers with a deviled ham spread while listening to I Can't Fight This Feeling, etc., like you and the rest of your REO asspals.

I mean, the REO ballad-fueled TP-on-(insert random SJ REO fan here) action will be so heated, it'll create a jism fog that would be dangerous for fertile women to come into contact with, presuming the unlikelihood that any women would be around to be impregnated.

 

Angola! thinks he's full of fire. REO Speedwagon thinks he's full of shit,

 

wow bubs, that was awesome, really.

but i have to ask, are you and gola going to tongue kiss at the end of the night?

 

I figured out that they suck 27 years ago.

 

I was 1 then.

 

I wish I could say I was the same age, but I was a freshman in high school then.

 

Seriously, I know where you sleep, and I have no apprehension about killing you. I might use it as a warmup for killing BYH. You should avoid Fresca for a while.

 

I'm a gentleman. I speak not of such things.

For example, I will not say I intimately know the in's and out's of a sub-Saharan African nation that was once a Portugese colony and one of the flashpoints of the Cold War.

Oh shit ...

 

I don't even know what Fresca is, sorry. Is it something you old-timers drink?

 

That lack of knowledge could be your ultimate undoing. So sad.

 

bubs, you will live fresca free ... i'm sure of it.