Reality show suitor now a murder suspect

Conjugal visit sex is even better than hotel sex.

At least that's what I've been told...

 

I'd hate to be in prison and find a pen pal, only to have my letters "get lost in the mail" after her first conjugal visit. Then again, she could write a country song about it: "Eight hours for eight seconds."

 

Word.

 

http://blog.vh1.com/2009-08-19/vh1s-official-statement-on-megan-wants-a-millionaire/

Well, no wonder I couldn't find new eps on my DVR.

 

Could they backpedal any faster?

Ryan Jenkins was a contestant on Megan Wants A Millionaire, an outside production (not our fault! we have no legal culpability!), produced and owned by 51 Minds (we mentioned them first so people will think bad things about them and not us), that is licensed to VH1. The show completed production at the end of March (long before Ryan murdered this chick...just saying). Given the unfortunate circumstances (yes, being choked to death and stuffed in a suitcase IS unfortunate), VH1 has postponed any future airings (mostly b/c the show sucked and didn't draw flies, if it did, we'd exploit the shit out of it). This is a tragic situation (nice synonym for "unfortunate circumstance," plz try harder) and our thoughts go out to the victim’s family (I'm sure that brings them great comfort, you pieces of shit).

 

YOU LEAVE VH1 ALONE!

*runs to watch Real Chance of Love 2: Back In The Saddle*

 

Awesome.

 

BUENA PARK, Calif. – A reality TV contestant was charged with murder Thursday in the death of his ex-wife as the manhunt for the suspect spread to Canada and police provided gruesome new details about the killing.

Police said Ryan Alexander Jenkins removed the teeth and fingers of Jasmine Fiore, presumably to impede authorities in their efforts to identify the naked body after it was found stuffed in a suitcase in a California trash bin over the weekend.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090821/ap_en_mo/us_reality_contestant_slaying_60

 

His credit has been declined.

 

Kind of like a number of years ago on the Jenny Jones show.

Gay guy brought his friend (or maybe co-worker) on to tell him he had a crush on him. The friend/co-worker doesn't do much on the show, just says hes not gay.

They get home and the friend/co-worker kills the gay guy, was convicted and is serving life.

 

Yeah, the first story I read didn't say she was his wife. Now the weird part with him meeting Megan and basically saying he needed to marry an American to get his green card is even weirder.

Fuck. What a fucking nutjob.

 

Your post lost all validity with the words "Nancy Grace"...