Real fruit and fun, rolled up in one

I was never allowed to have fruit rollups as a child. Too much sugar, my mom said.

 

They're fucking majestic.

 

I'm going to store some FUCKING FRUIT ROLLUPS!

 

It's been soooo long since I've had a FRU.

Do they still perforate shapes into them?

 

I'm a big fan of Gushers, myself. Box doesn't stay in my house longer than a couple of days.

 

Are we getting a little too personal now?

 

Eeeeeewwwwwwww.

What ever happened to Jolly Ranchers?

 

Jolly Ranchers are great when you drop a cherry one in a glass of vodka Coke.

 

Interesting. Someday, I'll try that. Thanks, Cadet.

 

Oh man, that sounds like a great idea. I used to be addicted to the watermelon ones.

 

You know what I always loved? Those fucking pineapple Life Savers (the clear ones). Holy fuck, those were the best.