Rat in the toilet

Assholes.

 

Some SNL writer will see this thread and turn it into a skit.

 

"Oops, I Crapped My Rat!"

 

Hell of an athlete that girlfriend.

 

Chef2 was minding his own business in the subway when a rat chewed his toe off

 

I feel about rats the same way I feel about snakes.

The best kind of rats and snakes are dead rats and snakes.

 

But some snakes kill rats, so it's more of a 1, 1A type of thing, right?

 

I think Inks needs a smaller toilet.

 

That actually made me laugh out loud.

 

I'd call Hattori Hanzo.

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The apartment I lived in part of each week for a couple of years had roof rats .. lots of roof rats. I didn't realize that's what it was at first, I thought those were squirrels scampering around up there. Then they invaded the living area. I walked in one day and one was sitting in the kitchen floor.

That was war. I eventually caught 5 or 6 in traps and must have poisoned at least that many more. Maybe many more, no telling.

They are smart, smart, smart little fuckers. They will eat just a little tiny bit of a new food source and then go off and see if it makes them sick. If it doesn't, then they'll return and gorge themselves.

I eventually isolated two spots where they could come and go from the attic. I put sticky traps in both spots and cleaned up. But there was one ... he'd tip one trap over as if to say, "Yeah, I don't think so." He stopped using that entryway and switched to the other, pushing out from one of the kitchen cabinet doors from a hole we could never find. But he had to hop down to the floor ... so I covered the floor there with a half-dozen sticky traps.

I came home one night and there was a ball of sticky traps rolling around in the kitchen floor. He was pissed.

 

And by "He", you meant "Ben", right?