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Randy Quaid in The Fugitive

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TheSportsPredictor, Apr 18, 2010.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    For real.

    http://www.popeater.com/2010/04/18/randy-quaid-fugitive/

    Quaid was heard blaming a one-armed man before going on the lam.
     
    TheSportsPredictor, Apr 18, 2010
    #1
  2. fishhack2009

    fishhack2009 Active Member

    Damn. Now he has to stay one step ahead of the law AND Marion Sandusky. [/obscure "the Paper" reference]
     
    fishhack2009, Apr 18, 2010
    #2
  3. zagoshe

    zagoshe Well-Known Member

    Now that it is baseball season, couldn't they just go the next Indians home game and look for the most obnoxious fan?
     
    zagoshe, Apr 18, 2010
    #3
  4. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    I think they went to their cousin's place, Ellen and Clark.
     
    Small Town Guy, Apr 18, 2010
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  5. Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell

    Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell Active Member

    I hope Jack Nicholson shows him a good time before he turns himself in [/Last Detail reference].
     
    Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell, Apr 18, 2010
    #5
  6. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    Probably on an Amish farm. Heard he is a pretty good bowler ... carrying a 270 average.
     
    Gutter, Apr 18, 2010
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  7. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    "All right! What we have here is a fugitive who's been missing for five days! At a speed of 500 miles a day, that's 2,500 miles. Now what I want, is a search in every mountain, newspaper, bowling alley, Cleveland Indians game, alien spaceship, camper and golf course within a 3,000-mile area!

    "Our fugitive's name is Randy Quaid. Go get him!"
     
    Baron Scicluna, Apr 18, 2010
    #7
  8. cwilson3

    cwilson3 Member

    I think he's trying to get revenge on the aliens that abducted him. [/Independence Day]
     
    cwilson3, Apr 18, 2010
    #8
  9. bueller

    bueller Member

    Randy Quaid, to judge: "Up yours."
     
    bueller, Apr 18, 2010
    #9
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Poor Janie Briggs... Daddy's really done it this time..
     
    slappy4428, Apr 18, 2010
    #10
  11. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Don't forget to check and see if he's at a naked swimming party with Cybil Shepherd.

    [​IMG]
     
    Steak Snabler, Apr 19, 2010
    #11
  12. John

    John Well-Known Member

    He was last seen boarding a plane with Bill Murray and Geena Davis. [/QuickChange]
     
    John, Apr 19, 2010
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