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Randy Quaid in The Fugitive

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TheSportsPredictor, Apr 18, 2010.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    For real.


    Quaid was heard blaming a one-armed man before going on the lam.
  2. fishhack2009

    fishhack2009 Active Member

    Damn. Now he has to stay one step ahead of the law AND Marion Sandusky. [/obscure "the Paper" reference]
  3. zagoshe

    zagoshe Well-Known Member

    Now that it is baseball season, couldn't they just go the next Indians home game and look for the most obnoxious fan?
  4. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    I think they went to their cousin's place, Ellen and Clark.
  5. Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell

    Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell Active Member

    I hope Jack Nicholson shows him a good time before he turns himself in [/Last Detail reference].
  6. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    Probably on an Amish farm. Heard he is a pretty good bowler ... carrying a 270 average.
  7. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    "All right! What we have here is a fugitive who's been missing for five days! At a speed of 500 miles a day, that's 2,500 miles. Now what I want, is a search in every mountain, newspaper, bowling alley, Cleveland Indians game, alien spaceship, camper and golf course within a 3,000-mile area!

    "Our fugitive's name is Randy Quaid. Go get him!"
  8. cwilson3

    cwilson3 Member

    I think he's trying to get revenge on the aliens that abducted him. [/Independence Day]
  9. bueller

    bueller Member

    Randy Quaid, to judge: "Up yours."
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Poor Janie Briggs... Daddy's really done it this time..
  11. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Don't forget to check and see if he's at a naked swimming party with Cybil Shepherd.

  12. John

    John Well-Known Member

    He was last seen boarding a plane with Bill Murray and Geena Davis. [/QuickChange]
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