Randomness: The first lawn mowing project of the year

The burgers are about 20 percent bacon bits, so that helps cut down on cow size.

 

Hey, you didn't see those burgers ... pretty close to the truth there ...

 

I've heard the stories.

 

One would think the FieldTurf people would make a product for lazy homeowners like us.

I freaking hate spring. I have bad allergies and a lawn that probably rivals Bubbler's and Alley's. I've tried to keep it up, but the shithead rednecks that live around me do not. So when they mow their weeds, guess what lands in my yard?

 

I did not do that. Nor did I empty the gas tank before I put it away.

This past weekend, I went to start it and. . .nope. It turns over for a bout 5 seconds and then conks out.

Anyone have any advice?

If I drain the gas and let it sit for a few days will that fix it?

HELP!

 

Lawn grass is evil.
Xeriscaping, baby.

 

Ding!

http://www.fieldturflandscape.com/

 

At $400K plus per acre.

 

If I thought I'd be living here another 5-10 years, I'd gladly plunk down the $15,000 it would cost to do my front yard.

 

Only if you put some new gas in.

 

Yeah -- if you drain it and refill it with new gas you should be OK. At least I hope so because I neglected to drain the gas in both my leaf blower and chain saw before the winter and that's what I intend to do with them ... When I get around to it.

 

Depending on how much old gas is in the tank, you might be able to top it off with new gas. Let it mix for a few minutes and it should run.