Random Thoughts

Tried watching that for the first time and almost started a post. I lasted until Stephen Baldwin leaves the bar trying to hit on the cross between Anne Murray and Sharon Stone.
Then I had enough -- too many forced lines from the first movie, tho it was kinda cool to see the original announcer at the game in the opening do the play-by-play... "What in the world has come over the Charlestown Chiefs?"

 

I had one of the worst weekends of my life last weekend, it started with immense girl problems on Friday night, included my roommates' turtle dying while it was in my care since he was gone for the weekend and ended with the Steelers losing because Ricardo Coloclough is the WORST FUCKING PUNT RETURNER EVER!!!

 

Did your immense girl get sick on Saturday morning like Trouser Buddah's?

 

Well-played slappy. I didn't realize i wrote it like that, the problem was actually with 2 separate girls who are both petite, so I definitely misspoke.

 

**I work on the coolest beat in the world. Great folks to compete against, good people to deal with.
**Double J tells me that my man George Strait now holds the record for most No. 1's. That's cool.
**Nip/Tuck is a really cool show.

 

Double J wears a pocket protector while listening to America's Top 40.

 

Why does Dale Gribble look like Hunter S. Thompson?

 

Slappy's Mr. Bean was just on Mythbusters. He looks nothing like my Mr. (Sean) Bean!!!

 

I had a job interview today. They didn't ask me a single question. They only told me they were very impressed with my resume and aircheck.

The job would require me to get up at 3:45 every morning. Can I do that?

 

Break out the Productos.

 

1. WHERE THE HELL ARE MY SMOKES???
2. Why do I spend 50 cents on a dryer only to have my clothes come out 80 percent dry, so I have to spend another 50 cents to get them completely dry?
3. What am I going to do when my neighbor moves and takes the big Weber grill that I use two out of three nights, stays on my porch, and he never lights?
4. Can I get somebody to do my dishes?
5. We are less than three weeks away from the first college basketball practice!
6. BARTENDER!

 

I don't know but I'm lighting up one of my smokes right now!