Random Fact About Me ...

Looser.

 

I am insanely jealous.

 

Nickname: T-Bone.

 

I was once asked to audition for the Chippendales.

 

If you tried out, why'd you get rejected? Too much Chip and not enough Dale?

(ducking)

 

Hey, I thought you did a damn fine job!

 

I'm becoming a stripper if I get laid off.

 

I once wanted to audition for Chip and Dale, but was too tall.

 

I have no depth perception.

 

I had a lazy eye and wore a patch during my younger years.

 

I didn't actually try out. I was asked to try out by the woman running the audition. She thought I was one of the dancers and didn't realize that I was there to do a story about the auditions.

 

While swimming laps at the local Y, I've been referred to as an orca.

Unfortunately, it's not because I swim really fast.