Random Chicken Allergies

A buddy of mine just told me he was allergic to most hot sauce, so he can't eat chicken wings. I mean, dude breaks out in hives. Bathroom for days. Anybody heard of any other random allergies?

 

Not an allergy, just stupidity: I once undercooked chicken. Got violently ill for a week and could only eat baby food.

 

I'm allergic to chicken. I won't die, but I'll wish I had after 24 hours sitting on the toilet with a trash can in my lap.

 

Huh? Is your buddy allergic to the sauce or allergic to the chicken wings themselves? BW3 has like 2 dozen flavors, if the sauce is the problem.

 

I know a guy who is allergic to chicken. I sometimes wonder if he'd be allergic to a chicken-tainted fart.

 

If he ingests, or even gets close to any sauce, especially buffalo sauce, he's done. And those chicken-tainted farts that come after eating sauce, I'd bet he would be a goner.

 

I've been fearing that since I got to Dallas.

 

Better be careful with that press box foolery lest board members tear you a new one for not doing press-box related work.

 

I'll surf SportsJournalists.com at my bowl game if I wanna.

Moddy: I interpret that as empowering me to bust in dude's face. It's all done in the name of science.