Rachael Ray: The album! The ringtones!

Rachael Ray has a kids' mix tape out.

I have now seen everything.

 

Rachael is cute and all that, but nothing I'd kill kittens over (unless she wore her Maxim outfits every show). Giada, however -- don't get me started. She rocks my world.

 

OK, that's mighty funny right there.

 

Good call on the man hands, SC.

Although as much as I hate to admit it, Giada does too.

I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed, though.

 

I'd better get TiVo before then.

 

What's up with all the guests? Everyone is a brunette like her. Not a blonde in sight (except in the audience.)

 

I only have one thing to say. Giada is a stunning beauty ... and she cooks, too.

 

She's smoking hot, but her head is at least two sizes too big for her body. It's actually quite disturbing, but plays well on television.

Rachael Ray, on the other hand, has serious man hands.

They're both still ginormous cheese crackers.

 

If I remember correctly,when her cooking show was launched, she was almost bearable. Her shriekmeter was low on the scale and her only sin was slightly too much perk.

Now she's just fingernails on blackboards.

 

Rachael Ray in space!
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/space/2006-12-01-ray-shuttle-food_x.htm

 

We should be so lucky...