Quite possibly the most disgusting picture in sj.com history

I'll never complain about my body weight again.

 

This is why SportsJournalists.com is great. That was some funny and yet scary shit. Thank God I only weigh 160 pounds.

 

This should help erase his image ...

 

Thanks, genius. Apparently you've been learning anatomy from Doc.

 

Can you have a thigh goiter?

 

I watched some special on this guy - cannot for the life of me recall which station it appeared on - and it was rather eye-opening. He hadn't been outside in years. That's just sad.

 

Man, Fernando Valenzuela has really let himself go.

 

my first thought was that was one half of his gunt.

i have no desire whatsoever to go back and recheck.

 

Yeah, because that's AFTER the post 440-pound weight loss.
God DAMN, I had no idea skin could stretch that much.

 

What and how much do you eat of it does it take to get that large?

 

Why, are you up to the challenge?

I'd guess you pretty much eat around the clock. From reading past stories, I think the key for a lot of these individuals is to make the calories count. They don't waste time with green beans. That space in their digestive tract is saved for donuts and whole chickens.

 

It's closer to "knocking them out with his Mexican thighs" than "biggest balls of all"