Q&A with Yahoo! Sports Dan Wetzel on LeBron, Cleveland

Whichever one eats more cake.

 

That would probably rule out Famine.

 

See, now this is funny. It's ok to be a dick if you're occasionally funny. Dooley, I hope you're taking take notes.

 

You sure are displaying that "being a dick" thing with your recent aplomb.

 

Philosophical foundations don't get much stronger.

 

Yup. But I'm funny. Keep taking lame 9-year-old hacks at my friends and see how big of a dick I can be. As you lectured me on the Pryor thread, you're usually better than that. But if you want to run with the trolls, then I'll happily treat you like one.

 

In your opinion. That was really a knee slapper, threatening someone. I can comment on whoever the he'll I want to, and how dare you suggest there are people on this board that can't be criticized lest the bile of the DD rain down

 

DD - Playing the role of groom to the Four Horsemen is unbecoming to you.

 

the Cleveland column by Wetzel was solid, but not great. One major gaffe: It's Prospect Ave.

 

Funny & true.

 

You know what bro? Boom can fuck with me because we've been playing this out for years, and deep down, I kind of love the son of a bitch. You? You're just some b-list blend of Ayn Rand and an Espresso Mr. Miyagi. If you want to take your licks at me, at least do better than the Ed McMahon routine where you chuckle at whatever Boom says and stick your head into the frame. Run along. I think it's time to wake someone up off your couch and teach them the mysteries of cleaning milk steaming hoses.

Boom, good line. Will there be a live band at this wedding? An open bar? Sounds awesome. Put me down for the steak.