Prostitution Poll

It's illegal in Las Vegas like traveling is illegal in the NBA. Violators are flagged once in a blue moon, if that.

 

I don't know if it's the stigma associated with prostitution that I grew up with, or if it's just a natural part of who I am, but I'd rather be alone and beat off (yes, I realize this is the imagery you all wanted) than get with a hooker. It's so impersonal and so bothersome to me that it is actually a major turn-off instead of a turn on. If I don't show up with money, she doesn't want to be there. I want to be with someone who wants to be with me. And this is a romantic ideal, but I also want to be with someone who *I* want to be with, because she is special. I don't care how many diamonds a high-priced hooker rates, she can be hotter than all hell and it's still too impersonal. And once money changes hands, it feels dirty to me. I guess I don't begrudge any man who feels differently, and I certainly don't begrudge any woman who can take a man for thousands of dollars an hour by getting nasty with him -- God bless her, in fact. I've just never wanted to have anything to do with it. I even feel this way about strip clubs, and this makes me into more of a freak than a moralist, but the few times I went to strip clubs--most famously at a good friend's bachelor party--I had weird panic attacks in which I just suddenly felt uncomfortable beyond anything you can imagine, and I couldn't last. Had to leave and get air.

Everyone jump in and call me a pussy, now.

And Luggie, You rate 10 diamonds as a woman, but only about one as a hooker.... If you start tricking again, I will slap you silly. What's sad is that you don't even need the money. I know you like the hot pants and all, but that is no reason to be out the corner selling yourself.