Product Reviews

The title is self-explanatory.

I'll start:

Just bought a pack of Jolly Rancher Fruit Chews from the work vending machine. They're so-so. First off, they're hard to unpeel from the wrappers, which stick to the candy. And second, I always liked my jolly ranchers hard and when you could suck on one for an hour.

OK, what's your product review?

 

Are these intended to be Freudian product reviews?

 

Just had some Propel fitness water. It's pretty good stuff--less sugar and calories than straight up gatorade, and with more vitamins. The berry flavor is tasty.

 

I just got The Offspring's new album, "Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace," and I love it.

Unlike a usual Offspring album, there is so much variation to this disc. There are acoustic parts, ballad styles, piercing lyrics that make you think, different drumming techniques and, of course, Dexter Holland's unique voice holding everything together.

It's definitely worth the purchase.

 

I just took half of a Viagra tablet. Now I don't drip on my shoes when I use the bathroom!

 

I just used my 3G iPod Nano for the first time in a few months with my Shure earbuds. Still love the click wheel and size, screen is clear. Battery life is fairly good.

Shure earbuds are a totally different experience than the weak stock headphones; however, you lose the "cool" white factor. A small price to pay.

(Getting the new iPhone next week so my nano may become obsolete.)

 

Got that automatic shower cleaner that Scrubbing Bubbles makes.

Fuckin' a.

 

My new job has me working with women of a certain age and certain hormonal balance. These women have the power to either make my life incredibly easy or very miserable. The product that makes my life VERY easy is a bowl of Cadbury Dairy Milk miniatures. Highly recommend.

 

Got the new Girl Talk 'Feed the Animals' and strongly encourage anyone who is a fan of (good) mega mixes to do the same

 

I enjoy listening to a wide variety of tunes on last.fm. I like it much better than Rhapsody.

 

Lousy:

 

That's what she said.

Love it. Lemon is my favorite, but all the flavors are great.

Now for a real secret: Hershey's Sweet & Salty granola bars (with pretzels). Find some. You'll thank me later.