Pretty Woman ... hang on a damn second

now that's what the whores usually look like.

 

now we're talkin'

 

Double Down's gonna eat your lunch for that, Pete.

 

But they nixed the part where he's talking about the Lotus's shift stick being stiff and she reaches over, grabs his package and says 'not yet, but it has potential.'

I guess that's still out of bounds ...

 

See: Writers' Strike 2007-?

Surely, the networks can't have every time slot filled by reality TV once the scripts run dry.

 

Classic.

 

Are the other three days the ones when she looks doable?

(Or four, since this is a leap year)

 

Two great versions of Pretty Woman...

 

Nothing says true love like a john falling in love with a whore.

 

Who's got the gerbil?

 

Say what you want, boys ... I find Gere hot as hell.

 

Life's the same, like moving in stereo
Life's the smae, except for the shoes
(or whatever those lyrics are)