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That photo of all those Bedminster country club twats made me proud to be a Garden Stater.

 

That feels like something the writers of Spinal Tap would have included if they did a presidential election movie

*Eugene levy on the phone*
"What do you mean he can't make it to the rally?"
*Inaudible reply*
"Bitten by a what? Did you say bat?"
*Inaudible reply*
"George Abraham Roosevelt! What else could go wrong?"
*Inaudible reply*
"That was rhetorical! ... Hold on, with a cucumber?"

 

Because everyone loves a lame duck.

 

I hope it's Jared and Ivanka. That said, I know they'll get preemptive pardons on the way out the door, so they won't be charged federally.

 

He’s not leaving. They’re setting the stage for a Swaggart-like comeback headlined by insincere tears, word-salad pseudo apologies and bitter criticism of libruhls. They’ll play the victim and have a huge fund raising year. Then he’ll come back just in time to fire up Trumpists before the election.
Nobody should ever play this outfit In football or anything else. Now with their leader — and he is still the leader — having disparaged mask-wearing, do we really think they’re going to test for a virus they disclaim in the first place? On top of that, they don’t have the money to test as thoroughly as Power 5s do. Scrap ‘em.

 

I think you're seriously overestimating the impact of the eventual return of Jerry Falwell's idiot offspring.

 

Yes. There’s a million Americans who could do a credible job as president. All you need is common sense. You’ve got the world’s best experts in virtually every field at your disposal. Ask questions, learn, act. It’s not hard unless you believe you know everything about everything or you’re a complete buffoon.

 

Subtlety just isn't their strong point.

 

Re Falwell: