Prearranged Marriages

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Oh great, my legacy in the journalism world is going to be resorted to Kama Sutra, tantric and wine intoxication. Well, it could be a lot worse. ;D

 

Ace, I think we should ask the men in her life just how flexible she is...

 

Maybe it depends on the wine.

 

Or bidding the board goodbye then coming back three days later?

 

That too.

 

It's not just the wine...there are other factors Ace.

 

I can see if Sue Johansson is available to give you an orientation on Kama Sutra and tantric...

 

For a former nun, she knows a lot. From what I'm told.

 

I am surprised by the things she knows.

 

When I was in college and dating this one girl, we hung out at her place a couple Saturday nights, and somehow we'd stumble on Sue Johansson's Talking Sex. Hearing a 65-year-old woman utter the words "blow job" may be the most horrifying, yet humorous moment of my life.

 

Try a 65 year old school teacher who was a virgin try to teach what a blow job and boner is in an all girls private school. I am not kidding...it was horrifying but entertaining at the same time.

She was the sex ed teacher.