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Praise the Lord, and I'll have a grande five-pump cinnamon dulce latte.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by novelist_wannabe, Jan 23, 2008.

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  1. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    $30 million church has its own starbucks.
    http://projects.ajc.com/gallery/view/metro/gwinnett/0121church/?imw=Y

    Amen.
     
    novelist_wannabe, Jan 23, 2008
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  2. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    I've always said coffee = God.
     
    Cadet, Jan 23, 2008
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  3. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    Five barley loaves, two fishes, and the new Amy Winehouse CD.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Jan 23, 2008
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  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Hey, the SJ 12 Days of Christmas were last month!
     
    Football_Bat, Jan 23, 2008
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  5. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Dammit, now I want a latte.
     
    Flash, Jan 23, 2008
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  6. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    Pray very hard.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Jan 23, 2008
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  7. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    If the Catholics wanted to maintain market share they could offer a drive through Tim Horton's that doubled as a confessional.
     
    JR, Jan 23, 2008
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  8. tarheelgamecock

    tarheelgamecock Member

    Shouldn't they have had a picture of the Starbucks if the package is called "A Church With Its Own Starbucks"?
     
    tarheelgamecock, Jan 23, 2008
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  9. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Picky, picky.

    My question is, do the baristas wear wayfarers and fedoras and tell each customer/parishoner, "We're on a mission from God"?
     
    novelist_wannabe, Jan 23, 2008
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  10. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Upselling at the Church of Starbucks: "Jesus would order a muffin with his latte, are you willing to commit to a muffin?"
     
    heyabbott, Jan 23, 2008
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  11. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Here's hoping the sermons on the topic of addiction are kept to a minimum.
     
    novelist_wannabe, Jan 23, 2008
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  12. Flash

    Flash Guest

    I did. And guess what I have in my hand right now.
     
    Flash, Jan 23, 2008
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