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Potential RIP: Enzyte commercials, along with Enzyte company

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 2muchcoffeeman, Jul 21, 2008.

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  1. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Enzyte Bob won't be smiling about this.

    http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080716/NEWS0107/307160039
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Jul 21, 2008
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  2. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Well-Known Member

    ...neither will Bob's wife.

    But his friends are jumping up and down in glee. No more penis envy! ;D
     
    D-3 Fan, Jul 21, 2008
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  3. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Wow ... who would have thought guys with small dicks were unknowingly helping those clowns launder money?
     
    bigpern23, Jul 21, 2008
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  4. Brooklyn Bridge

    Brooklyn Bridge Well-Known Member

    Good luck shutting them down. Ever hear of Kevin Trudeau? Guy has the book "Health Secrets they don't want you to know about." HE basically says things like diabetes, cancer and other diseases can be cured naturally. he's been told to stop selling his snake oil several times and even spent time in prison in the past, but continues to hawk his products late at night.
     
    Brooklyn Bridge, Jul 21, 2008
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  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    And his pills didn't work, either. From what I've heard. ...
     
    mike311gd, Jul 21, 2008
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  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I thought defrauding banks and customers was the American way!
     
    Ace, Jul 21, 2008
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  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Not 100 percent sure, but you might need to have an erection to test that.
     
    Ace, Jul 21, 2008
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  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Well, there's some more money down the drain.
     
    mike311gd, Jul 21, 2008
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  9. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    Just saw an Enzyte ad a few days ago after not seeing them on TV for probably more than a year.
    The whistling, and the garden hose, will not leave my memory.
     
    terrier, Jul 21, 2008
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  10. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    They worked for me, uh, I mean, my friend.

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    PeteyPirate, Jul 21, 2008
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  11. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Bob went limp upon reading the judges ruling.
     
    Boom_70, Jul 21, 2008
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  12. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    What is he world coming to when innocent men are having to give up their segways and grand pianos?
     
    ArnoldBabar, Jul 21, 2008
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