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Post your favorite euphemisms here

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by novelist_wannabe, May 11, 2007.

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  1. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    A trip up the Hershey Highway.

    (Which would, actually, be Route 322 East on the way to Ephrata.)
     
    shotglass, May 11, 2007
    #37
  2. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Is Ephrata a euphemism for nirvana?
     
    novelist_wannabe, May 11, 2007
    #38
  3. friend of a friend

    friend of a friend Guest

    Did you tell everyone why you were laughing?
     
    friend of a friend, May 11, 2007
    #39
  4. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    I have visited Ephrata, n_w, and I can confidently say no. :)
     
    shotglass, May 11, 2007
    #40
  5. Jim Tom Pinch

    Jim Tom Pinch Active Member

    Losing water weight the old fashioned way.
     
    Jim Tom Pinch, May 11, 2007
    #41
  6. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Going to Office Max
     
    Songbird, May 11, 2007
    #42
  7. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Delivering a Cleveland Steamer. Maybe not a euphamism, but still funny.

    Or launching the SS Brown Trout.
     
    Bob Slydell, May 11, 2007
    #43
  8. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Pinching a loaf, Dropping the kids off at the pool, Planting a spike

    Worn hard and hung up wet

    Squeezing the lemon

    Shitting the bed

    Barstool beauty queen

    Good from far but far from good
     
    93Devil, May 11, 2007
    #44
  9. ServeItUp

    ServeItUp Active Member

    Emptying the magazine.
     
    ServeItUp, May 11, 2007
    #45
  10. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    That guy just outpunted his coverage!

    Is that a euphemism, tho?
     
    Sxysprtswrtr, May 11, 2007
    #46
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    --An extended tour of the Orient.
    --"She is going out of town to visit relatives."
    --John Thomas.
     
    dooley_womack1, May 11, 2007
    #47
  12. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Forechecked, backchecked...

    The linesman in (insert obscure Canadian city here) is raising his arm; you can't say that (insert dirty joke/outrageously offensive line here) in this league...
     
    hockeybeat, May 12, 2007
    #48
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