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Post your favorite euphemisms here

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by novelist_wannabe, May 11, 2007.

  1. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    A trip up the Hershey Highway.

    (Which would, actually, be Route 322 East on the way to Ephrata.)
  2. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Is Ephrata a euphemism for nirvana?
  3. Did you tell everyone why you were laughing?
  4. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    I have visited Ephrata, n_w, and I can confidently say no. :)
  5. Jim Tom Pinch

    Jim Tom Pinch Active Member

    Losing water weight the old fashioned way.
  6. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Going to Office Max
  7. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Delivering a Cleveland Steamer. Maybe not a euphamism, but still funny.

    Or launching the SS Brown Trout.
  8. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Pinching a loaf, Dropping the kids off at the pool, Planting a spike

    Worn hard and hung up wet

    Squeezing the lemon

    Shitting the bed

    Barstool beauty queen

    Good from far but far from good
  9. ServeItUp

    ServeItUp Active Member

    Emptying the magazine.
  10. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    That guy just outpunted his coverage!

    Is that a euphemism, tho?
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    --An extended tour of the Orient.
    --"She is going out of town to visit relatives."
    --John Thomas.
  12. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Forechecked, backchecked...

    The linesman in (insert obscure Canadian city here) is raising his arm; you can't say that (insert dirty joke/outrageously offensive line here) in this league...
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