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Post your favorite euphemisms here

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by novelist_wannabe, May 11, 2007.

  1. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    I think this is fairly self explanatory.

    Mine: Bombing the harbor.
  2. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Since that other thread has me thinking of George Carlin jokes lately.

    "(Annoying mom voice) He's a picky eater. You know what a picky eater is? Picky eater is a euphemism for BIG PAIN IN THE ASS."
  3. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    OOP, I almost put that on the thread starter. Gives me grins every time.
  4. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    "Finished on her grill" and "I'd hit it" are two that come to mind.
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Loading the dishwasher.
  6. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Killing kittens.
  7. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    I'm afraid I'm going to need some explanation there, Ace
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I'm sorry. My mistake. I was looking at the "honey do" list instead of the euphemism list.
  9. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Burning puppies.
  10. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    Entering the dermal begonias
  11. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Chopping meat.
  12. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Me too...especially since I am what George would call a BIG PAIN IN THE ASS
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