Porn...Again

Porn under a bad sign.
I been down since I began to crawl.
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all.

 

Or just quote a great, underrated, underlistened to Bruce song:

Well listen up stud
Your life's been wasted
Til you've got down on your knees and tasted
A red headed woman


or borrow from a more recent Springsteen song these lines:

She took off her stockings, I held them to my face.
She had your ankles, I felt filled with grace.
"Two hundred dollars straight in,
Two-fifty up the ass," she smiled and said.
She unbuckled my belt, pulled back her hair,

or later in the same song...
She slipped me out of her mouth, "You're ready," she said.
She took off her bra and panties, wet her finger, slipped it inside her,
And crawled over me on the bed.

 

Then there's the classic unreleased Springsteen song (he's played it in concert a handful of times and I was fortunate enough to witness one of them):
Pilgrim in the temple of love
It was Christmas eve, I was standing in the parking lot
of “Fabulous Girls - Nude, Nude, Nude”
In the car next to me there was a young lady
givin’ a blow job to a man in a Santa Claus suit
His beard was crooked, his hat askew embarrassed, I turned to go
When from the back seat of the mazda
I heard somebody shout “oh, baby, don’t stop”
And a merry “ho ho ho”
Well I walked inside, I ordered a beer and a double shot of whiskey
and in three minutes I had fallen in love
The DJ announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, from Fort Worth, Texas - lady
Godiva” and I sat and worshipped ‘neath the angel above
At the end of her set she brushed her hair came and sat on the stool
to my right and said “will you buy me a drink?”
My heart beat fast, my trousers grew tight and wittily I replied “uhh....”
She showed me a picture of her kid, said during the day she’s an art student
She dances six nights a week for slobs and idiots like this,
of course, present company excluded
Chorus:
On Donner, on Dancer, on Comet, on Blitzen
I’m lost in the valley of the Supervixens
Worshippin’ at the feet of the goddess above
I’m a pilgrim in the temple of love,
Ma just a pilgrim in the temple of love

Well, then Santa came stumblin’ in
and somebody shouted “hey Santa, where’re your elves?”
He sat down on the stool to my left
and the bartender took a vodka bottle off the shelf
He asked if mrs. Claus had called,
to tell her he worked the late shift at the mall and he was
sorry, but he just got through
I turned and I asked him “how’s the kids this year, Santa?”
Beneath his breath he whispered “a merry fuck you”
Well, then the owner came over and
he was a short fat ugly guy with a
funny kind of pushed-in face
He shook my hand and said it was the
first time they ever had a superstar in this place
Lady Godiva bought me a few drinks and words came out
of my mouth what they were I couldn’t guess
But it was something about showgirls, lapdancing,
Motley Crew, you can guess the rest

(Chorus)

Well, I walked outside, snow was fallin’,
I had some toys to put together, it was Christmas time
Santa followed me into the parking lot
and threw up on the hood of the car next to mine
I gave him my hankerchief, pulled out onto the highway
and as I sat at the light
I swear I saw a sleigh with a dozen reindeer pull out of the parking lot
And cut across to the mall and a voice shouted,
“Merry Christmas to all, you assholes, and a good fuckin’ night”

 

Porn in the USA

 

There's got to be a porning after...

 

September porn
We danced until the night became a brand new day.
Two lovers playing scenes from some romantic play.
September pornin' still can make me feel that way.

 

Seattle Seahawks QB Jim Porn

 

If you know anything about Frank Wolf, this shouldn't be a surprise. He's one of the most conservative people you'll find in Congress. I happily voted against him when I lived in his district (DC suburbs, from McLean west to Manassas) even if it was a losing cause. He's far too far right for my tastes.

I can't remember the exact situation, but he threw a fit a few years ago when James Madison Univ. wanted to start offering free condoms - or something to do with sex ed. Went out of his damn mind.

 

Every Rose Has Its Porn.

 

Not the best I ever had, not even close.

VERY underrated song.

 

Get your computer runnin'
Head to the information highway
Lookin' for an MPEG
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Like a true nature's child
We were porn, porn to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Porn to be wild
Porn to be wild

 

Or perhaps Falcons receiver Joe Porn?