Porn...Again

Hard-pore corn.

 

There's more than porn in Indiana.

 

Shut yer pornhole.

 

Theres a black man, with a black cat
Living in a black neighborhood
He's got a porno theater in his front yard
You know, he's thinkin,' that he's got it pretty good
And theres a woman in the bedroom, watching a porno DVD
And he looks at her, and says, "hey darling, I can remember when you made porno tapes with me."

Chorus:
Oh but ain't that America, for you and me
Ain't that America, porno to see baby
Ain't that America, porno for free
Little porn houses, for you and me

 

John Mellencamp is wondering why he's shaking in rage.

 

There are times when a woman has to say what's on her mind
Even though she knows how much it's gonna hurt
Before I say another word let me tell you I love you
Let me hold you close and say these words as gently as I can

There's been another man that I've needed and I've loved
But that doesn't mean I love you less
And he knows you can't possess me and he knows he never will
There's just this empty place inside of me that only he can fill

Porn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules
Porn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' you both is breakin' all the rules

You mustn't think you've failed me just because there's someone else
You were the first real love I ever had
And all the things I ever said, I swear they still are true
For no one else can have the part of me I gave to you

Porn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules
Porn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' you both is breakin' all the rules

I couldn't really blame you if you turned and walked away
But with everything I feel inside, I'm asking you to stay

Porn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules
Porn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' you both is breakin' all the rules

 

Mary McGregor is wondering why she just received her first royalty check in 22 years.

 

Time to repost IJAG's favorite porn rant.


Porn 'n grits, hangover porn, too-drunk-to-finish porn, pet porn, tranny surprise porn, Mormon porn, stormin Mormon porn, 70's-bush porn, porn n'chicken, chicken 'n porn, interracial porn, space porn, GILF porn, free-range porn, extr-strength porn, tartar control porn, cartoon porn, family values porn and something with a Thanksgiving theme where a guy fucks a turkey.

 

Children of the Porn

 

That is why I heart you, Zeke.

But I'll still wipe the field with you in fantasy football.

 

I heard that Porne Michaels is leaving SNL.

 

Porne Greene. (Cue Brass Bonanza)