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Poonado! A whale of a sh*tstorm ...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Riptide, Feb 5, 2016.

  1. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member


    A group of divers near the Caribbean island of Dominica were engulfed in a mighty cloud of shit churned out by a sperm whale. The men were on a routine expedition to photograph the whales when one of their subjects started blasting an ungodly amount of butt butter into the ocean while spinning in circles, causing what one of the divers called a "poonado." Showing no mercy, the beast didn't stop until a 100-foot-wide cloud of its Mississippi mud had coated the divers and their equipment.

    The moment divers were caught up in a 30-metre wide bowel movement

    A Whale Blasted an Ungodly Amount of Ass Ham All Over Some Divers | VICE | United States
  2. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    Not sure if it's real or it's been photoshopped ... but the way that whale's mouth looks is priceless for this story.
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  3. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    As God is my witness, I thought the thread title said Pornado.
  4. jackfinarelli

    jackfinarelli Member

    Re: has this been photoshopped... That does not look like a sperm whale to me.
  5. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

  6. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    I think it might be the angle ... the head is cocked upwards and away, making it look more pointed than it actually is.
  7. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Give that whale four tons of Vicodin, stat.
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  8. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Brett Favre wishes he had what the whale was on 20 years ago.
  9. Not only is this a shit story. Its a year old.
  10. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Evil, don't shit on this story. It's awesome no matter what year it happened.
  11. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Yeah, Merv Griffin just died, too. It's a sad day.
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  12. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Yeah, that's the underside of the whale's jaw, not a profile.
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