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Ponce de Le-Copperfield

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by D.Sanchez, Aug 16, 2006.

  1. D.Sanchez

    D.Sanchez Member

  2. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Dear David,

    While it was fun while it lasted, I'm not coming back to you. Not in a million years. Never. Nothing you can do could rekindle what we once had.


  3. Deeper_Background

    Deeper_Background Active Member

  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Dear Money-grubber Claudia,

    You can't visit my $65 million set of islands. And no, you can't visit my Fountain of Youth.



    P.S. If you'd just once allowed me to go  ATM once when we were together, I might be more forgiving.
  5. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Freelance Hack's SportsJournalists.com career has just hit its nadir.
  6. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Copperfield:

    I, too, read Jimmy Buffett's novel. However, I wasn't dumb enough to believe the real estate agent who told me I could buy the "islands where it took place."

    Good luck with that. If you see the Cosmic Muffin, say "hi" to Desdemona for me.


  7. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Copperfield,

    If it is true that you found the fountain of youth, I surmise that one of the consequences is that your career will continue well past the date God intended for you to kick it.

    This news has convinced me that a bullet in my brain is the only solution for such a circumstance.

    See you in hell (eventually),
  8. zufer

    zufer Active Member

    Dear Mr. Copperfield,

    It may be a little late, but could you help out a fellow magician by sprinkling some of that magic water over here?

  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    It's the fountain of youth, not the "fountain to cure dorkiness."
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