Poll: Will You Continue To Watch NFL Games Officiated By Replacement Refs?

Versatile · Sep 25, 2012

Uncle.Ruckus said:

ReplacementRef said:

Lost in this whole argument is the plight of the lowly replacement refs. Scabs, they call us. The lowest of the low. Yeah, because we order hits and get off like Ray Lewis. Or have our girlfriends killed just because they are carrying our child, like Rae Carruth. Or torture dogs like Michael Vick. But we're worse than them because we don't adhere to a labor dispute. Yeah, us poor NAIA officials stuck in bumfuck calling games nobody cares about between MidAmerica Nazarene and Georgetown. It's not even the right Georgetown, it's in freaking Kentucky.

You know who really has it bad is the two NAIA fans. They have to watch games with replacement replacement refs. God it must suck to be them.

Meanwhile, we get poked and prodded by coaches. We have to wipe the Jim Harbaugh spiddle from our faces, god does that guy have bad breath. We have to listen to Jim Schwartz whine like a little bitch. It's worse than a cross-country road trip with my sister's kids. If only I could buy his ass a happy meal to shut him up for a little while.

We get no respect from players. Imagine the hell that would break lose if we tossed one of these freakin' cry babies out of a game. "You just got tossed by a replacement ref!" We wouldn't be able to face the other folks in our fantasy league if we cost them a game by tossing out a player. A bad call, you can blame that on not having a good angle. Tossing a guy, there's no talking your way out of that one.

All we're trying to do is make a few extra bucks and maybe get some tail, just like the next guy. You know how much tail we get in Seattle now? Damn those rainforest chicks are hot. The ones that shave their legs and pits, anyway.

We weren't ever going to make it to the NFL without this opportunity. We had nothing to lose and everything to gain. You want my opinion on Roger Gooddell, the man's a saint. I hope the lockout lasts all season. I got a Dolphins game to fuck up, I mean call in December. How sweet would that be? Miami tail in warm weather instead of my frozen hell hole in the upper Midwest. Yeah, that's right. You would do the same if you were in my shoes.

As for fixing a game? Hell, if I get a call on my cell phone with a 702 area code, I'm picking that shit up, stat. I got a kid who needs braces and that alimony aint paying itself.
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Best sock puppet since Abe Vigoda!
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Would be way better if he arbitrarily entered threads and gave stupid and convoluted opinions.

Uncle.Ruckus · Sep 25, 2012

Why would he steal Creosote's schtick?

Huggy · Sep 25, 2012

Versatile said:

Uncle.Ruckus said:

ReplacementRef said:

Lost in this whole argument is the plight of the lowly replacement refs. Scabs, they call us. The lowest of the low. Yeah, because we order hits and get off like Ray Lewis. Or have our girlfriends killed just because they are carrying our child, like Rae Carruth. Or torture dogs like Michael Vick. But we're worse than them because we don't adhere to a labor dispute. Yeah, us poor NAIA officials stuck in bumfuck calling games nobody cares about between MidAmerica Nazarene and Georgetown. It's not even the right Georgetown, it's in freaking Kentucky.

You know who really has it bad is the two NAIA fans. They have to watch games with replacement replacement refs. God it must suck to be them.

Meanwhile, we get poked and prodded by coaches. We have to wipe the Jim Harbaugh spiddle from our faces, god does that guy have bad breath. We have to listen to Jim Schwartz whine like a little bitch. It's worse than a cross-country road trip with my sister's kids. If only I could buy his ass a happy meal to shut him up for a little while.

We get no respect from players. Imagine the hell that would break lose if we tossed one of these freakin' cry babies out of a game. "You just got tossed by a replacement ref!" We wouldn't be able to face the other folks in our fantasy league if we cost them a game by tossing out a player. A bad call, you can blame that on not having a good angle. Tossing a guy, there's no talking your way out of that one.

All we're trying to do is make a few extra bucks and maybe get some tail, just like the next guy. You know how much tail we get in Seattle now? Damn those rainforest chicks are hot. The ones that shave their legs and pits, anyway.

We weren't ever going to make it to the NFL without this opportunity. We had nothing to lose and everything to gain. You want my opinion on Roger Gooddell, the man's a saint. I hope the lockout lasts all season. I got a Dolphins game to fuck up, I mean call in December. How sweet would that be? Miami tail in warm weather instead of my frozen hell hole in the upper Midwest. Yeah, that's right. You would do the same if you were in my shoes.

As for fixing a game? Hell, if I get a call on my cell phone with a 702 area code, I'm picking that shit up, stat. I got a kid who needs braces and that alimony aint paying itself.
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Best sock puppet since Abe Vigoda!
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Would be way better if he arbitrarily entered threads and gave stupid and convoluted opinions.
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And loved Derek Jeter.

Bubbler · Sep 25, 2012

ReplacementRef said:

Lost in this whole argument is the plight of the lowly replacement refs. Scabs, they call us. The lowest of the low. Yeah, because we order hits and get off like Ray Lewis. Or have our girlfriends killed just because they are carrying our child, like Rae Carruth. Or torture dogs like Michael Vick. But we're worse than them because we don't adhere to a labor dispute. Yeah, us poor NAIA officials stuck in bumfuck calling games nobody cares about between MidAmerica Nazarene and Georgetown. It's not even the right Georgetown, it's in freaking Kentucky.

You know who really has it bad is the two NAIA fans. They have to watch games with replacement replacement refs. God it must suck to be them.

Meanwhile, we get poked and prodded by coaches. We have to wipe the Jim Harbaugh spiddle from our faces, god does that guy have bad breath. We have to listen to Jim Schwartz whine like a little bitch. It's worse than a cross-country road trip with my sister's kids. If only I could buy his ass a happy meal to shut him up for a little while.

We get no respect from players. Imagine the hell that would break lose if we tossed one of these freakin' cry babies out of a game. "You just got tossed by a replacement ref!" We wouldn't be able to face the other folks in our fantasy league if we cost them a game by tossing out a player. A bad call, you can blame that on not having a good angle. Tossing a guy, there's no talking your way out of that one.

All we're trying to do is make a few extra bucks and maybe get some tail, just like the next guy. You know how much tail we get in Seattle now? Damn those rainforest chicks are hot. The ones that shave their legs and pits, anyway.

We weren't ever going to make it to the NFL without this opportunity. We had nothing to lose and everything to gain. You want my opinion on Roger Gooddell, the man's a saint. I hope the lockout lasts all season. I got a Dolphins game to fuck up, I mean call in December. How sweet would that be? Miami tail in warm weather instead of my frozen hell hole in the upper Midwest. Yeah, that's right. You would do the same if you were in my shoes.

As for fixing a game? Hell, if I get a call on my cell phone with a 702 area code, I'm picking that shit up, stat. I got a kid who needs braces and that alimony aint paying itself.
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Best sock puppet ever.

Uncle.Ruckus · Sep 25, 2012

Until he or she posts again, Vigoda still wears that crown.

Bubbler · Sep 25, 2012

What about Death? That was a cool sock puppet.

Uncle.Ruckus · Sep 25, 2012

Yep. Nelson Mandela, too.

Raisin Ham is overrated.

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Poll: Will You Continue To Watch NFL Games Officiated By Replacement Refs?

Will you continue to watch NFL games officiated by replacement refs?

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Yes

Undecided

I will say no, but I will still watch

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Will you continue to watch NFL games officiated by replacement refs?

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I will say no, but I will still watch

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