Political Journalism Note

George W Bush ends the list.

 

Is he really any dumber than, say, Howard Fineman?
Worse on TV?
C'mon, be honest.

 

I feel your pain.

But regardless of that . . .

Yes.

 

He is the equivalent of George Will or any other pointy head yakking about the glories of baseball.

 

I'd rather see SAS than Nancy Drew. At a sub shop I worked at, we turned the TV to Drew when we wanted the customers to leave. She always would yell out the most greusome words in every sentence: How could you defend a man who disemboweled his brother with a pitchfork? Worked every time.

 

Survey says no.
There is no way that SAS is worse than half that MSNBC crew. Norah O'Donnell? Mike Fucking Barnicle? Joe (Dead Staffer In The Office) Scarborough. This is a massive container ship full of fail. SAS is merely the vomit bucket on deck.

 

Nancy Drew is out to solve the mystery of the Secret in the Old Attic



Nancy Grace, on the other hand, would happily disembowel all America using nothing more than her teeth and her TelePrompter.

 

"What's she doing in that attic? And what about THE CHILDREN!??"

 

I always kind of thought Nancy Drew was hot. Until the time she got double-teamed by the Hardy Boys. Then, I lost interest.

 

Hmm... an odd Freudian slip. Maybe I should seek professional help after mixing those two up.